ABSURDITY

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

(via the-yolocaust)

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

(via the-yolocaust)

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

(Source: pleatedjeans, via larry-is-fucking-real)

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

(via the-yolocaust)

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

(Source: creeslave, via the-yolocaust)

grimybear:

you stupid beautiful idiot

(Source: thepetcollective, via the-yolocaust)

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via world-of-fabulous)

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

(Source: swanjolras, via urbancatfitters)

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

(via narry-poppins)

spaceswordblaster:

drownmysorrowsintea:

friendlyneighborhoodmadscientist:

viveslavida:

elastic-bands:

I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind. 

A game of Snake played until Ouroboros. DANG that’s impressive.

This was a little stressful to watch, but it was also way cool.

THE ZIGZAGS NEAR THE END. HOW

(via world-of-fabulous)